Thursday, April 28, 2011

Phoebe Snow (1952-2011)


The music world lost a tremendously talented singer this week.  Phoebe Snow passed away, she was 58. 

I was first introduced to her voice by none other than Mr. Paul Simon on his Grammy™* award winning album, Still Crazy After All These Years.  She sang, along with the Jessy Dixon Singers, on Gone at Last.  It’s such an upbeat and gospel infused song.  The curious thing is Paul is doing Gone at Last on tour for the first time since I believe 1991-ish, on the Born at the Right Time Tour.  Feel free to correct me. 

Phoebe was a great singer and a great person who sacrificed her blossoming music career for her family.  She suffered personal and health related tragedies in the past few years.  Her legacy and voice will live on.     

Watch the clip of Paul Simon getting the award and thanking both Phoebe for singing on the record, and Stevie Wonder for not making an album that year.  YouTube

*Album of the Year 1976. 


Friday, April 22, 2011

Colin Hay Solo-Thursday April 21, 2011 at FTC



This was my tenth time seeing Colin Hay (former lead singer from Men at Work) as a solo act or with his band.  I must admit that I like both shows, the acoustic and band shows the same.  This wasn’t the best show I have seen, but Colin only gets better with age.  Yes, he is pushing 58 and didn’t even try to hold the note at the end of Waiting for My Real Life to Begin, but it was a great show nonetheless.  The set list is below.  The set was heavily focused on the new album, Gathering Mercury.  You should check it out. 

Gathering Mercury
Family Man
Going Somewhere
Wayfaring Sons
Who Can It Be Now?
Conversation
Oh California
Prison Time
Send Somebody
Invisible
Just Don’t Think I’ll Ever Get Over You
Dear Father
Far From Home
Beautiful World
Down Under
Overkill
Waiting for My Real Life to Begin

I was very nervous about this show from the start.  I got the tickets in December when it was announced.  He was supposed to play the Quick Center at Fairfield University, which is a big venue.  I was a little surprised because I really didn’t think he would fill the place, and he didn’t.  So they moved the venue, to a 275 seat room.  Theatre One is owned by the FTC who runs The Klein Memorial where I saw Art Garfunkel two years back.  I got an e-mail from the promoter a few days ago about the show being moved, and was nervous that the show was even taking place because the shadiness of everything thus far. 

Austin, my faithful concert companion, donned his vegan vest and was waiting for me at the train station when I arrived.  We decided to take the train, since the venue was right across the street from the Fairfield station.  The ticket cost $5.50 USD and what a value because there was no parking at the venue.  The e-mail said the show started at 7:30, so we rushed like fools across the street from the 7:26 across the street thinking the show was going to start at 7:30.  Ha. 

The opener came out about 7:45 and played a few songs.  I can’t remember her name.  Sorry.  The guitar playing very good, but the songs were kind of weird though.  Let’s just say that when she strapped on the banjotar (6 string banjo that looked like a guitar) I decided it was time to take a piss.  I then loitered in the lobby and could hear the banjotar being played on a Wah Wah pedal.  Glad I took my leave. 

Colin came on a little past 8:30.  The intro is new, and keeps getting funnier.  “Multi, multi, multi platinum selling artist, Mr. Colin Hay!”  With that, Colin hit the stage with a knapsack over his shoulder.  It was random, but I digress.  There are two kinds of shows, one where he talks before he sings, and one where he just starts playing.  This show was one where he talks before he sings.  He doesn’t even go for a guitar yet.  His banter is hysterical.  Some of it is reused, but most of it is new.  He talked about how Ringo fell in love with his wardrobe that Cecilia (Colin’s wife) had made for his 50th birthday.  He told the usual Ringo story about turning around and seeing Ringo playing the drums while on tour with the all-starrs.  He told the story about how Paul McCartney came over for dinner one night and did the dishes.  He added a part where Paul did a dodgy job and left shit all over the plates. 

Colin talked about his father a lot, since he lost him last year.  The new album is very personal and has a lot of songs about his father.  One guy in the third row was filming with his camera or phone and Colin called him out.  The guy put it away, but pulled it out during Overkill to which after the song was over Colin told the guy to go fuck himself and not to come see him again.  Colin was mad, probably because it will go up on YouTube tomorrow and he was talking about smoking a “wee spliff”.    

The song from Garden State is not my favorite, so I decided to go take another piss when I knew he was going to do it.  The funny thing is, I got up, did my business and when I got back he was still talking about the song, and didn’t even play it yet.  So I still had to sit through it.  Beautiful World was very good as is usually the highlight for me.  It had the verse about “sleeping with Marie,” which is only sung half the time.  The only down part was that Cecilia, his wife, was not there to fill in on harmony.  She always adds amazing harmony and she likes to have fun on stage, a little too much fun.  I’d love to go see her band, the Wild Clams, but they don’t really tour around here. 

He told a story about how he was sued because the flute part from Down Under was ripping off a different song, unbeknownst to the band.  The publishing company that had rights to the song wanted 60% of profits, but they ended up getting the lowest amount, 5%.  You sort of have to feel sorry for him, but as he points out, he’s “very very rich.” His wealth must come for the four to five Men at Work hits that still get played on the radio.  I think the between thirty-five and forty-five dollars I have spent each time seeing him is well worth it.  He always puts on a fantastic show, and much like a fine wine, only matures and gets better with age.  His voice is still strong and he really deserves more credit at being a great acoustic player.  His hand-made Australian Maton guitars sound really good.  I noticed that he has some sort of magnetic guitar cord.  There is no lead, but the cord magnetically connects to the plug.  The only thing Austin and I came up with was that maybe his lazy eye is giving him trouble, and that is the side he has to plug in when switching guitars.  He said himself last night that he only sees 8% out of that eye. 

After the show, as usual, the announcer (his usual touring roadie/sound mixer/tour manager, I’m sorry I don’t know your name, but I think it might be Michael), said Colin was going to come to the ‘merch’ table to sign.  So I knocked some rich bitch out of the way to be the first in line.  I waited as long as I could, but we had to catch the 10:53 train.  So when he wasn’t out at 10:51, Austin and I ran for it.  We ran across the street with a minute to spare.  Then the announcer told us of a track change.  We had to run up three flights of stairs, run across the bridge, down three flights of stairs onto the other platform.  Are you kidding me?  My fat heart couldn’t take it, I’m still out of breath.  We made it just in time.  We got on the train, it was a new one that Metro North has been saving.  It really wasn’t that nice, and not worth the rate increase to pay for it.  Got home at 11:11pm and passed out.  I got some nice pics since we weren’t that far away.  

PS, there is this woman I see at all the CT Colin Hay shows; she has long grey pony tails.  I see you at every show, I think next time I will say hi.      

Friday, April 15, 2011

The Death of the Music Industry


I have always been a late bloomer when it comes to embracing technological change (hence the 8 years it took me to start blogging).  I didn’t get an iPod until 2006, five years after they came out.  Sometimes I embrace too early and fail.  Two examples would be the year I got an HD-DVD player for Christmas.  One of my best friends, who bought it for me, insists he bought it because he thought it was going to win.  But would anyone think Sony would fail??  I have no HD-DVDs to play, but the player itself makes a fine door stop (thanks Steve!).  The second epic fail on my part is thinking Windows Vista was going to be better than XP, now I’m stuck with a sub par operating system. 

Today’s topic is how iTunes and iPods have irrevocably damaged the music industry forever.  I am not on a soap box here, but I have a strong case.  As I stated above, it took me 5 years to get my first iPod.  I didn’t even buy it, it was being thrown out because my aunt got a new one and said I could have it if I wanted it, so I took it.  It makes playing your favorite songs handy, but the long lasting effects of listening to compressed (mp3) music have only started to rear its ugly head.  The tell tale sign was the day The Beatles were put on iTunes.  They were the last big hold out.  Up until then, the only way to listen to them was buying a CD and playing it.  Now that it is commercially, legally available on iTunes, a “new generation” of Beatles fans have been found and blah blah blah whatever else the press release says.  I am really lucky to be slightly older to remember what CDs were.  While most CDs of older titles sound bad, at least they were not compressed into mp3 files.  In fact The Beatles CDs before the re-mastered ones were most likely just the master vinyl tapes, just transferred to CD, no re-mastering was done.  While I think the mono version of The Beatles CDs is the way to go, the worst uncompressed music is better than the best mp3 music. 

There is good news though, because there has been a resurgence in the audiophile world.  Nowadays, most of the ‘old’ and a lot of the new wave artists are releasing 180g vinyl for those dinosaurs that still have turntables.  They are also selling FLAC files from their website.  FLAC in a nutshell is high quality uncompressed audio, much like audio from a CD.  “Once you go FLAC, you don’t go back.”  The one good thing about this practice of high quality audio files, is it limits who has access to your music and saves it only for the people who really like it, deserve it and can appreciate it.  You need special equipment to play FLAC files or vinyl.  One artist that comes to mind is Peter Gabriel.  He has always been uber conscience about sound quality.  While these artists’ stuff is available on iTunes, because it seems to be the way of the world, audiophiles can still get really high quality versions of new and old releases. 

This is a double edged sword.  Your wallet can be taken hostage for needing such high quality music.  As you can see from previous posts, I have a love/hate relationship with The Beatles.  They released the newly re-mastered CDs on 09-09-09, how cool were they???  Three versions of the CDs were released.  They released the Stereo versions of the CDs in retail outlets as individual albums.  But two box sets were also available.  One was a stereo box set that had all the albums available for sale in retail.  Then there was an ugly duckling box set that made a lot of audiophiles pissed off.  They released a mono box set.  Since Let it Be and Abbey Road were exclusive stereo albums, they were not included.  So you get fewer albums for a more expensive price tag.  Mono is only one speaker, you’d think it would be cheaper to only mix for one speaker, than with stereo where you have to mix for two speakers.  How could a box set in mono with two less albums than the stereo box set cost more money?  Could it be that The Beatles actually are in it for the money and not the music anymore?  The coup for me was the only way to get the mono versions, was to buy the box set.  The box set was not available as individual albums like the stereo.  It also didn’t help that the mono albums were far superior to their stereo counterparts and that the mono was released as a limited edition and sold out rather quickly.    

And when The Beatles finally came to iTunes, did you really think they would charge the same amount as every other artist?  Obviously since I asked that question, you can figure that no, they would not.  The Beatles cost .25 cents more than all the other slobs on iTunes.  It’s like slapping the Bon Ivers, The Monkees and Madonnas of the world in the face and telling them that they aren’t as good as the four lads from Liverpool.  If The Beatles weren’t so money grubbing, they would have realized that putting their music on iTunes would compress it.  Paul McCartney is always talking about how good the new transfers sound, so it’s a no brainer that they won’t sound good when you compress them.  Maybe he’s hard up for cash, he only charges 290 USD for decent seats to his concerts.  And he only makes about 2 million dollars per concert, not bad for three hours work huh?  I did the math last year and I found out I spent 13% of my total earnings on concert tickets.  I’d rather support the artists that way, then downloading their music from iTunes. 
 
While we’re on the subject of buying digital music, don’t think I only bitch and moan about The Beatles.  I was surfing Paul Simon’s new website, and found you can buy mp3s from his digital store.  I thought it was funny that he charges more money for “popular songs.”  If you want to download 50 Ways to part with a buck thirty, I mean 50 Ways to Leave your Lover, you have to spend $1.30.  But if you want a crappy song like Duncan, it’s only .99 cents.  I look of it as the other way around, I get charged more for the crappy mainstream songs that I am sick to death of, and get a discount because I like the not as well known songs.  Now mind you, I don’t buy online music, in fact, I own the original CDs, plus the re-master, plus the re-re-master with 1 bonus song which is why I bought the re-re-master in the first place of most of his albums.  I have good and bad news, Sony is working on re-mastering his solo catalog for release later in the year, so now I will own four of the same album.  Yay for me!  Songs from the Graceland album are .30 cents more so I guess I will have to do a blog about how Graceland is getting on my nerves too. 

I will not listen to anything that is compressed below 256kb/sec.  You can tell, everything sounds washy and it just sounds atrocious.  I even have my iPod set to encode at the lower compression rate, I don’t care that I can’t fit as many songs on it.  As you see by my last post, after I take the Beatles off my iPod (and yes, before you ask, I only have the mono versions of the albums on my iPod) I will have a lot more room.

I am also the kind of person who likes reading physical liner notes and likes having a physical product.  I guess if you think about it, it’s the same thing that happened to vinyl when CDs came out.  The product got smaller and the art of the ‘album art’ went out the window.  Now we have moved from a smaller physical product to no product at all.  CDs cost the same as the download usually.  So, if that’s the case, it should cost less to download a sub par version of the music, but it doesn’t. 

It’s a proven fact that the aging dinosaurs (artists who are internationally famous rock stars, but don’t really move a lot of units of their new releases, like Macca, The Boss, The Stones, Elton) of the music industry make their real money touring because people will shell out 100 bucks to go see their favorite artist.  I had a chuckle when I was on Steve Martin’s website and he had a couple of royalty checks posted from his latest album, they were for .03 cents.  It probably costs more for the record company to print the checks than what it is written for.  Artists should be more open to giving away new music because people will listen tell their friends, and will increase their concert ticket sales.  Word of mouth is still the best advertisement.  The problem with the music industry is the music industry.  It’s sort of why government doesn’t work anymore. 

Paul McCartney is a smart cookie.  When he realized that he got a rotten deal from The Beatles (as was the case with a lot of acts from the 60’s) he got into music publishing.  He owns a crap load of songs and entire artists’ catalogs, including the I Love Lucy theme song, so every time that show airs, he gets a check (probably more than .03 cents too).  Now the story goes that Paul gave Michael Jackson some advice when he was just starting his solo career and they did their 2 duet songs together around 1983ish (Say Say Say, The Girl is Mine).  He told Michael to get into music publishing.  Michael said “I’m going to buy your songs Paul” [read with the effeminate high voice in your head] and Paul joked it off and said, “Sure you are Michael.”  I’m sure when Paul was on the crapper reading the paper one morning and saw that, he literally shit his pants.  Paul has the pay the estate of Michael Jackson to sing Hey Jude in concert, he wrote the God damn song!!!! 

Have to run, gotta go listen to Hey Jude on my iPod (the mono version).

Disclaimers:
iPod and iTunes are registered TMs of Apple Computer Inc.  The Beatles is a registered TM of Apple Corps LTD, Paul McCartney is a registered TM of MPL Communication LTD, Michael Jackson is a registered TM of Triumph International, Inc.  I think that’s all of them, if I missed any I’m sure the attorneys will let me know. 

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

So Beautiful or So What - Track by Track Review


Getting Ready for Christmas Day  Only Paul Simon could write a Christmas song that’s not a Christmas song.  This song is very dark, but has an upbeat ending.  He beautifully intertwines Rev. Gates’ sermon of the same title into the song.  Paul Simon (who is Jewish, but says he’s not overly religious) not only wrote a Christmas Song, but opened his new album with it, only Paul Simon would do something like that.  This is as much a Christmas song as John Lennon’s Happy X-Mas was [it wasn’t, it was a protest song].  It’s a song with a theme.  You’re getting ready for Christmas day, but a lot of other people are too.  But this song makes you think about how the undertaker, the jailer, etc spend the day.  This song has an infectious rhythm and great guitar riff.  Towards the end of the song, it becomes more nostalgic, when Paul is talking about his parents and reflecting on “If I could tell my Mom and Dad that the things we never had never mattered we were always ok.”  What heartfelt and truthfulness he brings some joy to the song after all the gloom and foreboding of the sermon and first couple of verses.  I think this is the first time Paul has every really sampled, and like he says, the sermon sounds like it belongs there.  A+ 

The Afterlife  Paul paints such a curious picture of what happens to us once we leave this physical landscape.  He weaves waiting in lines, filling out forms and likens it to being to new kid in school.  Like most of his songs, it tells a story.  This is the story of what happens after you die.  He’s questioning if there is a God, because he didn’t meet him at the gates.  What a great effect he uses on his 12 string.  The chords look like it has a strange progression.  Very intricate, plus the guitar may be tuned down to something like he did for the cover of Peter Gabriel’s Biko.  Towards the end of song, it sounds like he does meet God.  Some people feel the ending is weak because it just starts using Be Bop A Lula [which Paul and Artie sang on the S&G 2009 Asia Tour] and Ooh Papa Doo over and over and over again.  I like it.  A+

Dazzling Blue  When I first heard this, the opening sounds like a left over track from You’re the One.  It was very percussive, yet had a blue grass twang.  Two years ago when I first heard that Paul was working with a blue grass band, I was surprised.  I thought the whole album was going to be blue grass.  I love the background vocals it sounds twangy and bluegrassy, it sounds like a Gillian Welch-sort of blue grass whaling vocal.  There is a very complex rhythm going on with the percussion, and the lyrics are just as complex.  I love the dobro on the left side to balance everything out.  The guitars sound the same as most of the work on the You’re the One album.  We should also note that Paul said there is no bass at all on this album.  There is a great bottom end, so it’s amazing how he made an album without a traditional bass and got the results he did.  There are some great percussion bits hidden in there too.  Hope this gets to be played live.  A

Rewrite  This is a song that should have been executed differently than it was.  This song has started to grow on me, so I have deleted some bits I don't agree with anymore.  The lyrics are bit forced.  The high-strung guitar or Spanish style guitar that plays fast riffs between lyrics just sounds out of place.  The acoustic work is fantastic, but this is just a case where a different rhythm would have fit better.  Don’t forget that he went back to the days of the 1970’s where he wrote the song first then came up with the music.  Since Graceland, he has been working on the music first then fitting lyrics around that.  Paul Simon can’t whistle so I don’t know why he would have such a whistle intensive song.  It’s funny to watch this bonus song on Jimmy Fallon, a band of some of the best musicians in the world, and none of them can whistle.  Get Jim Hynes to whistle for Me & Julio please!  A quick note about the percussion on this song, Steve Shehan does a fantastic job here and the book says he telecommuted from France on this.  B B+

Love and Hard Times  I was a huge fan of this song.  Again, the need to have things rhyme here is almost obsessive and sort of gets us off track here.  When Paul debuted this song at the Beacon in February of 2009 I thought it was very good.  “There are galaxies yet to be born…creation’s never done” is one of my favorite lines.  The guitar work is intricate.  I like how he tried to make a song using the same note in all the chords,  ‘C’ I believe.  I think it should have just been just guitar and piano, the orchestration gets lost in the mix and seems to be overkill.  Not that the orchestration isn’t brilliant though.  The bridge sounds very reminiscent of “The Late Great Johnny Ace” guitar part for “…it was the year of the Bealtes…”  B-

Love Is Eternal Sacred Light.  This song has a driving rhythm.  I like its progression of how life on earth began going all the way up to a “bomb in the marketplace, bomb in the marketplace.”  Once again he is asking the eternal question, how life began.  I do enjoy the part where he lapses into “God” and in a deep voice sort of makes fun of us for believing in him.  “Big Bang that’s a joke I made up when I had eons to kill.”  After “God” lapses back into Paul Simon, the music gets really complex.  The rhyming is almost obsessive again, but has a nice message for those who want to hear it.  B+.

Amulet  What they in the business call a filler track.  Paul also debuted this song at the Beacon, but only played it the first night.  The banter between him and Luciana Souza [his special guest for a few songs] was sickening.  She wanted the song, he wouldn’t let her have it, but ended up putting it on her album.  He really should have had her scat to it like they did at the Beacon.  It’s too bare.  It’s not even that good, he could have challenged himself more, he really is an intricate player. C-

Questions for the Angels  I like how it seamlessly transitions into Questions for the Angles from Amulet.  The lyrics are a bit forced on this song too, but has a nice underlying message.  I like the juxtaposition of a “pilgrim on a pilgrimage…”.  He paints a picture of a homeless man asking angels why he is homeless.  It really is touching and makes us all think how lucky we are.  The homeless man doubts his faith, saying who believes in angles, “fools do.” I like the metaphor of buying love in a bargain store, getting more what you bargained for.  And then he asks for a refund.  This album is very religious, I don’t know or think it is intentional.  I think it’s just where Paul Simon is these days.  He gets a B+ because he put Jay-Z in one his songs, he’s Paul Simon, does he even know who Jay-Z is?  B+

Love & Blessings  This sounds like classic Paul Simon guitar but with the volume turned up with that percussive tapping in the background.  His voice is impeccable for a man who is turning 70 this year.  I love the background ‘moaning’ and singing.  It adds an eerie and mysterious quality and makes the track pop.  It sounds like something for 70 years ago.  Is he sampling here too, where did the “bop-bop-a- whoa” come from?  That’s a question for the angels.  The clarinet adds another vintage sound quality to this song.  A-

So Beautiful Or So What  I think this song was written around the guitar riff.  The lyrics are very biting, and rhythm is driving and dark but has an upbeat message.  “Weed street, vacant lot,” the lyrics shouldn’t make sense, but they do.  I like how he is using his baritone a lot in the album.  He has such amazing range.  The song gets dark when he starts talking about Dr. King.  I like the part about jiggering and figuring it.  B+

Final thoughts.  This album is about time.  I don’t mind waiting five years between releases when the results are this stellar.  However, you can’t be a fan of someone and like everything they do.  I don’t trust people who say they like everything.  I don’t like everything on this album as you can see from above.  I think this album is strong, stronger than what he was doing 10 years ago.  I also think that dropping Warner Bros. was a smart move on his part.  “Surprise” was even better than this album, but flopped because of bad promotion and a luke-warm supporting tour.  He looked like he was just going through the motions [Hearts & Bones ring a bell?].  Paul is now full of vim and vigor and this album shows it.  I can’t wait for the tour to start on Friday night and think these shows will be the best he’s done in a while.  Read the Jimmy Fallon review above and see what I mean.  Final, final thoughts, the first three and last three songs are stellar, the middle songs are decent, but I was expecting a bit more.  I mean we have Phil Ramone who is a sound God and lives one town over from Paul, and Paul Simon, what can we say about this man?  Nothing that hasn’t been said already, so I’ll leave it at that.  Buy this CD!

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Tired of the Beatles?!?!?!


Now before the two people that read this blog turn on me, let me explain myself.  It's a natural evolution that people will tire of things.  Sort of like how we used to have tails, things change.  I have been listening to the Beatles for 20+ years since I was 8.  It's no secret that I am a die hard McCartney solo fan first, then Ringo, then the Beatles.  Even at the concerts, I get tired and I feel sorry for Paul McCartney, he's stuck doing Beatles songs.  I'd piss myself if he had the balls to play something like Junior's Farm or Uncle Albert, which is just as good, if not better than some of the crap they put out.  I mean, yes he can't sing anymore (trust me), but I will still go to see him until there is only one of us left standing.  Ringo gave up years ago, and has embraced his "pitchy talking" voice, much like Elton John has done.  Don't get me wrong, no one deserves more respect than Ringo.  He's like the forgotten about, adopted, red headed step child of the Marx Brothers.  Ringo has been around the block, seen it all, drank it all and the fact that he is still here (he can't remember where he's been, his lack of memory is legendary) is a testament to his will.  A funny thing to do is to watch the Anthology DVDs and count how many times Ringo can’t remember something and throws it over to George or Paul, “Paul will remember that…”  He’s got a sweet gig, he only has to sing 10 to 12 songs and the all-starrs sing the rest.  The man sold out Radio City Music Hall in like 4 seconds last year, not a ticket to be found anywhere.  People love Ringo, but are ashamed to admit it.  My favorite thing to do is when snooty Beatles fans with their Let it Be shirts on ask me who my favorite it, I tell them Ringo and watch their jaws drop.  I could wear a Let it Be shirt, but a) they don’t make them in my size, and I don’t think fat people should have to pay 5 dollars more for large shirts and b) I just don’t give a fuck.    

Back to the topic at hand, I think the reason I’m tired of the Beatles, is just because I have been listening to them for eons.  I feel sorry for the dead head hippies who there the first time around.  In the car, when they come on the ol’ iPod, I usually skip by it, unless it’s a song that I want to hear.  Yes they are on my iPod, but that’s more for show.  People expect me, as a well known Beatles fan to have them on my iPod.  I have never been a John or George fan, I just didn’t see where they were going.  It was probably because I was brainwashed by the cult of Paul McCartney and his Silly Love Songs style of penning Beatles songs.  John was more serious, and George was more Indian.  I have however recently for the first time in a long time, started putting John songs on the iPod.  Across the Universe, both versions are masterful.  I don’t know if that was a natural progression from when I met Yoko or not.  While we’re on the topic of people that deserve more respect, that woman has dealt with a bumper crop of ill will and has triumphed.  Nothing pisses me off more than assholes that come to Paul McCartney concerts thinking it’s a Beatles gig.  He lives in the now, and so should you.  The other thing that makes me mad, is when I see these self righteous pieces of slime wearing their “I Still Blame Yoko” shirts.  The Beatles breaking up had to do with Paul and John destructive relationship.  They were growing apart and I respect them more for breaking up and never reuniting, could you imagine the Beatles like the Stones, I don’t think The Beatles would have had the shelf life they do if they were like the Stones. 

Not everything the Beatles did was pure gold.  I like the early stuff, the first album (whatever you call it since it has a few different names), but the album with Please Please Me, Boys, Do You Want to Know a Secret etc.  The second album was a miss (Meet the Beatles), but had a rocking cover.  I like the mid sixties stuff, like Help! to Sgt. Peppers, but after that, from Magical Mystery Tour until we get to Abbey Road, they are on the my nerves.  They had a lot of hits during that time, but for ever hit, there were a few misses.  Nothing against it, but I’m not a fan of sitar music and I think George knew that going into it.  Now to rag on Sir Paul too, You’re Mother Should Know, what should she know?  How dreadful this song is?  Yellow Submarine is a joke, and the songs for the movie are funnier than the movie.  Let It Be, the album, is too overproduced, but the film is like watching an execution, the death of something, the death of the Beatles.  Still trying to get it on LaserDisc, yes I have a LaserDisc player, and I’m proud of it.  There are a lot of things that are out of print that you can get on LD.  Back to my first sentence, “not everything the Beatles did was pure gold.”  I think if people put their idolization in check for a bit, listen to the stuff and judge the music, you’ll see that those 4 lads from Liverpool made some good music for a pub band, but saying they’re the best thing since sliced bread, is basically like bitch slapping all past present and future musicians in the face, especially the ones that are starting out playing for “all the coke you can drink” in bars all over the world.  Another band started out like that, and they were called THE BEATLES. 

Friday, April 8, 2011

My Paul Simon setlist prediction for the new tour

Keep in mind, this is only my prediction, but I have given it a lot of thought and this is what I came up with.  There have been many clues, the press release says that he will have a dedicated keyboard player, Mick (Tony does a great job too).  The press release also says that he will do songs he has not done before or in a long time.  The previous post proves I was right about Mother & Child Reunion (pat on back...lol).  We have to keep it in perspective, although I was surprised that he did a lot of songs from the new album on Jimmy Fallon, a total of three (2 unexpected songs, including the web exclusive songs).  He obviously will not do Stranded in a Limosuine, but we can hope.  In fact if he did that song, I would piss myself.  Feel free to chime in, but as an avid follower for two decades now, I seem to be in tune with him.  So here goes:
Gumboots
*Mother & Child Reunion
Boy in the Bubble
Slip Sliding Away
One Man’s Ceiling is Another Man’s Floor
Spirit Voices
Proof
*So Beautiful
Me & Julio
Duncan
Train
*Can’t Run But
*Rewrite
*Kodachrome (normal version)
*The Afterlife
Loves Me Like a Rock
*Something So Right
*I Do It For Your Love
*The Coast
*Getting Ready
Mrs. Robinson/Not Fade Away
Graceland
-ENCORES-
Diamonds
Al
*Song for the Asking
Boxer
* denotes songs he has not done before, or in at least 10-ish years.  You’ll notice that it is a bit Rhythm of the Saints heavy, but that seems to be where he is these days, I’d also love to see some classic “singer songwriter” Paul Simon, so I put Something So Right and I Do It For Your Love and I would love a kick-ass classic version of Kodachrome, as stated above the last public performace of this song was a bit of a joke.  I would also love to see “Getting Ready For Christmas Day” even though it’s out of season, it’s such a great song with a powerful message.  Paul isn’t for changing the whole setlist up (like Jimmy Buffett), but he will change a couple songs throughout the set.  Here are a list of what I call floater songs that he can substitute songs like Spirit Voices, Duncan for: Father & Daughter, Cool Cool River, You're the One, Only Living Boy (for NYC), Hearts & Bones (in fact, play the whole album from start to finish) and That Was Your Mother.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Paul Simon on Late Night w/ Jimmy Fallon


I'm not one for facebook, but since Paul Simon has been back at Sony, they have done a great job of updating his website and facebook page regularly.  So I was checking out his facebook page on Friday and noticed there was a post about getting band bench tickets to either of the two nights Paul is doing on Jimmy Fallon.  For those who don’t know, band bench is where they bring a select number of fans down to the stage to stand behind the artist while they perform on the show.  I read the rules and it said you can enter up to 4 times.  So I entered 2 times for each night.  I wasn’t expecting to win, since I usually never win that kind of stuff, but low and behold, Tuesday (the day before) I got an e-mail confirming me and a friend for the band bench.  After the initial shock of winning, I then called my best friend (we’ll call him Austin J.).  It was going to be tricky getting him out of work and into the city for 3pm, but everything was working out.  Took a half day and hit the 1:13 train and after a swift 10 block walk, we were at the infamous 30 Rock, not the show, but the place. 

We found where we were supposed to go get the tickets and of course it was unorganized, and we found we were in the general audience line, not the band bench tickets line.  I met this crazed fan, when asked what her favorite song was spouting off Graceland songs.  While I enjoy Graceland as an album, I think he’s done other things, just as good that deserve some recognition.  So when people ask me what my favorite song is, I say “Stranded in a Limousine” but I digress.  We got lucky #3 which meant we would be the third group of people to go in, right?  Maybe.  The NBC pages can be sickeningly polite, sort of like flight attendants.  They think as long as they say ‘no’ with a smile on their face, you won’t want to punch them in said face.  They also get a little defensive when you say you’re here to see Jimmy Kimmel instead of Jimmy Fallon, I got half of it right, I don’t see why they get all upset.  I would never want to be a page, plus I can’t be sickeningly polite, ask my friends and family. 

We were to meet at the ‘up’ escalator at 4:30.  But we could not stand there until 4:30 on the dot.  It was a sight to see with this one page escorting people out of the way and asking them to go “window shop” and telling them they can’t be standing still, they have to be moving, ushering them away with a smile.  So 4:30 finally arrives, Austin and I go to the designated area.  After an escalator, stairs and elevator ride, we finally had to wait in the official line until 5:00 when the pages came to get us.  We had to line up by numbers, and I had to stand there and listen to this portly kid in his twenties listening to “Graceland” in his headphones, with which only one headphone was on his head.  “The Myth of Fingerprints” (one of my favs, but Paul’s least favorites from the Graceland album) was blasting, and he was reading this kindle completely ignoring the girl friend or friend who is a girl, he had with him.  Also, the only way he got to be #1 was because he checked a girl out of the way with his body, I saw it all, and if you’re reading this, you should be ashamed.  After another escalator and a pass through metal detectors we found another elevator ride, this time to the studio. 

The band bench people were seated last, and just as I figured, we were seated in the back last two rows of the audience.  You may see this as me complaining about everything, but these are just my observations of the event.  At about 5:15 a guy wearing a tee shirt with a blazer came out and did a quick warm up.  I was sitting next to a sound engineer.  I wasn’t sure if he was house sound or broadcast sound, but since I am technical guy, I liked watching the meters go up on all the audience mics, there were about 22 hung over our heads.  He was mixing and adjusting faders through out the show.  Five minutes before the show started, the warm up guy introduced The Roots, who were wonderful.  They came out and did a song and the warm up guy was sort of break dancing, it was fun and got us all warmed up.  The warm up comic practiced what we should do when the audience lights came on and what to do when Jimmy came out.  The portly gentleman who ended up sitting in front of me (and completely blocking my view) was a little obnoxious with his laughter trying to be loud etc.  At around 5:30 the show started.  As the opening credits came on, the place went wild.  We were all clapping and cheering and trying to be a good audience.  Then Jimmy came out and started to head butt the camera, kind of funny.  He did his monologue, which actually was humorous.  He introduced the guests and when he came to Paul Simon’s name, everyone was clearly cheering louder for him.  Jimmy went to the desk and did some banter for a bit, then went to a break. 

During break, the crew was setting up black flats of varying heights.  Then two mics were placed in front of the flats, and at first I thought they were doing a Simon & Garfunkel skit or something.  While still on break, I heard the sound guy next to me ask if Paul could strum his guitar for a sound check.  He had him do it like three times, so then I knew that Paul was going to be part of the bit.  When they came back from break, Jimmy introduced the cast of Stomp.  I guessed since they had the Stomp cast that Cecilia would be the proper choice and sure enough, Paul came out from behind the curtain and started the opening line of Cecilia on his signature Martin like he does for when he and Artie sing the song.  Then Jimmy came over with his guitar and sang the harmony part, and did an admirable job, if I can add.  That song was monstrous, all the Stomp cast and audience was clapping in time and gave it a nice beat.  During the song, they had a rack of bottles filled with various amounts of water, and during the bridge, a Stomp cast member played the middle solo on them and it sounded really awesome.  That got quite a round of applause. 

Then Jennifer Garner who is married to Ben Affleck, go figure, came out and did her segment.  The highlight was when Jen beat Jimmy at beer pong.  After that segment, Jimmy and Jen did 4 promos.  Donald Glover (no relation to Danny) came out and was absolutely hysterical.  He did some rapping because he does that on the side too.  He rapped with The Roots for a bit. 

After this break, the band set up for Paul’s bit.  I saw the 12 string, so I immediately knew he was going to do “The Afterlife” cut #2 off the new album, which is amazing.  After they were set up, they brought the band bench people down, and since Jamie Haddad took over one of the three band benches for his percussion rig (which he didn’t really use, maybe for the second show, because half the mics weren’t even plugged in) they fit 3 benches of people into 2 benches, it was tight, but well worth the discomfort.  They did a few quick sound checks, most notably on the leslie cabinet.  My mind working the way it does, thought to myself, what song has an organ in it, and I leaned over to Austin and said, ‘I bet you he’s going to do Mother & Child.  After they sound checked everything, like 2 minutes later, the band started to come out followed by Paul.  The usual band was there, Mark, Vincent, Tony, Andy, Jamie, but they had a new drummer Jim and a keyboard player Mick.  Paul checked his balance and guitar and while they were waiting to come back from break, he looked up at us and said, “you guys got bad seats.”  Paul and the band sang “The Afterlife.”  After the song, Jimmy came over and closed the show.  The credits rolled and it was over.  But then without warning, Paul took off the 12 string and donned the 6 string Martin again.  They were setting up to do the website bonus song.  Jimmy made a comment something to the effect of “how cool is it to have Paul here, he should be out on the street for singing Cecilia as badly as he did…”  Then Paul launched back with “Arties out there waiting for you.”  That got a huge laugh. 

They launched into a Jimmy Cliff song “Vietnam.”  I couldn’t hear this when it was going on, but Paul said this was the song that inspired Mother & Child Reunion.  After that song, they launched into Mother & Child.  Some the phrasing was a bit off and he wasn’t trying to reach for the higher register, but it sounded really good, since he rarely ever does that song, I think it was done on the Rhymin’ Simon tour and a few other times, but not a lot.  It was actually on the dream set list I made, so let’s hope to hear it in a few weeks on tour.  After that song, the show was really over, I guess they wanted to get Paul out of the way before we were brought back (Paul seemed to be in good spirits because like most creative people, he can be in a mood sometimes).  Paul was taking his time and wasn’t really leaving, talking to the guests and band etc.  So we were brought down and walked right by him and we were brought back to our seats and then told we could go.  There was a mob of people trying to get out. 

When we got out and were on the street, it was raining lightly and was colder than it was before.  It was supposed to be 57 degrees and sunny today, but it was cloudy and cold.  Austin and I walked to le Pain Quotidian by Radio City and enjoyed a French inspired bistro meal.  Hit the 8:35 train and was back home by 10:00.  What a day and what an experience.  Please go to www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com to watch the bonus video of Mother & Child Reunion.